Ek burf ka chota tukda le aur ise chaale wali jagah par 20 se 25 seconds ke liye rakhe. Is kirya ko 3 se 4 baar lagatar kare. Shahad: Shahad chaale par lagane se kaafi aaram milta hai. Ek cotton(rui) ko shahad mein dubo kar chaalo par lagaye. Glycerine lagane se bhi chalo mein thandak milti hai. Oct 24, 2017 - Listen to Krishna Beura Mera Intkam Dekhegi MP3 song. Mera Intkam Dekhegi song from the album Shaadi Mein Zaroor Aana is released on.
Musti Jok • Judge:you are guilty of rape & fined Rs.11461. Man:Mylord why exactly Rs.11461=00 Judge:Rs.10000 for rape 4% VAT, and 10.2% Entertainment tax ***************************************************** • kuch sal pahle ambani ka loan IDBI bank ne reject kiya tha. Aaj ambani IDBI kharid rahe hai. Aaj subah hi ICICI bank ne mera loan reject kiya hai. ***************************************************** • boy-main tumhe aaj sab sach batana chahta hun ladki- kya?? Boy-meri shadi ho gayi hai ladki-thank god, mujhe laga ki ye BMW tumhari nahi hai.
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3) GirlFriend pays the bill Need more? U r beautiful ***************************************************** • Aaj 'Tom & Jerry' ki barsi hai. Download dr strange korea. Unki yad me pls ye sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zrur send kare. Maine to apna farz pura kiya hai. Smile please ***************************************************** • Good morning. Thought of the day.
There is only one person who could ever make you happy and that person is you. ***************************************************** • 'LOVE' in France;is a comedy.
In England;;its tragedy. In Italy;its wounder. In Germany;its a drama. But, In India;NATIONAL GAME hai. ***************************************************** • 75 sal k budhe ne 15 sal k ladki se shadi ki. Suhagrat pe dono bahut roye.
Qnki ladki kuch janti nahi thi aur budha sub kuch bhul gaya tha. ***************************************************** • raste me gadha ja raha tha. Wife-tumhare rishtedar hai, namaste to karo.
Husband- namaste sasurji. ***************************************************** • Srdr-kal rat muze 1 chor ne chaku dikhakar lut liya. Frnd-lekin tere pas to gun hai. Srdr-wo maine chupa di thi, varna vo bhi chori ho jati. ***************************************************** • dosti nazron se hoto use khudrat kehte hai sitaron se hoto use jannat kehte hai husan se hoto use mohabbat kehte hai aur aap se hoto use kismat ke. Natty Jok 2 seater helicopter crashed in kabristan@punjab. Next day news punjab me 'hawai jahaj gira sardaro ne 250 lashe dhund nikali, aur bhi talashi jari ***************************************************** • Husband aur wife hotel me gaye.
1 ladki ne Hello kiya. Wife-kaun thi ye?? Husband-dimag kharab mat karo, usko bhi batana hai ke tum kaun ho. Peek Jok • chai cofee chai cofee chai cofee chai cofee chai cofee chai cofee chai cofee ok, congrats u are selected to work at railway st. ***************************************************** • You can live without the person who says 'You are mine' But you can not live without someone who says 'I am yours' ***************************************************** • chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gayi. Mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki.
***************************************************** • Darling mai tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe he Girlfriend-Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun he Sardar;1 biwi 3 bache ***************************************************** • Teacher: Apna character saf rakhne k liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap k character ka kya ***************************************************** • Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita. Dusra machar bola-Waha kya ghar dunda hai. Pehla machar bola-Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai ***************************************************** • Do sharabi 1st-yar kitne baje honge? Dusra samnewali khidki pe pathar marta he andar se avaj aati he kaun he rat ke 2 baje hangama kar raha he. ***************************************************** • chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gayi.